It is Agent Appreciation Day
For several years, I worked for a publishing company writing booklets about health and social issues. Most of these booklets were titled, "WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT [fill in any disease, safety issue, or school problem imaginable here]." And then they followed a distinct structure with similar headlines, like this:
Page 1 (cover): What You Should Know About Diabetes
Page 2: What is diabetes?
Page 3: Why should I learn about it?
Pages 4-5: You can live well with diabetes
Page 6: Know the warning signs of a problem
Page 7: Learn more about Diabetes today!
These booklets are actually really helpful for people just learning about a disease they or someone they love has been diagnosed with. I learned at TON working for this company. And, it's where I met the infamous
slatts.
Anyway, since I feel the general public would benefit from learning more about my agent, Barry Goldblatt--and since it is Agent Appreciation Day--I decided to write a Barry Goldblatt booklet. I wish
slatt could illustrate it for old times sake. [NOTE: This is not to say Barry is at all like a disease! Not not not!]
OK. Here it is:
Cover:
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BARRY GOLDBLATT
Page 2:
Who is Barry Goldblatt?Barry Goldblatt is a literary agent.He represents children's and young adult
authors, including:
• Libba Bray
• Holly Black
• Cassie Claire
• Angela Johnson
• Shannon Hale.
Barry has over 40 clients. Every summer, they gather
for an epic retreat in which pork rinds are forced
upon new clients.
Page 3:
Why should I learn about him?Because Barry Goldblatt is often misunderstood!
Barry is known to have a rough exterior. However, he is:
GenerousBarry has been known to secretly send
assistance in various forms to clients who are
down on their luck.
CaringBarry will call clients after reading
their neurotic blog entries to make sure they are ok.
ThoughtfulBarry calls clients on their birthdays.
Pages 4-5:
You can live well with Barry Goldblatt!Having Barry for an agent means:
Having someone swear for you.Barry has a very good vocabulary.
Having someone cheer for you.Barry has a loud voice.
Having someone to share your joy with.Barry has no problem jumping up and
down and squeeing over clients' good
news in public.
Having a shoulder to cry on.Barry is a good listener. He is also
a good problem-solver.
Having someone to count on.Barry always returns e-mail and phone
calls right away.
Page 6:
Know the warning signs of a problemBarry is honest.If you don't like getting honest feedback,
Barry is not right for you.
Barry does not pull punches.Barry's feedback on manuscripts can cause pain.
However, it is only because he loves you and wants
you to do your best. If you don't like to work hard,
Barry is not right for you.
Barry may force you to get angry.Barry recognizes the importance of finding the
emotion in your work. If you are afraid of your
emotions, stick with Barry. He is a good therapist.
Page 7:
Learn more about Barry Goldblatt today!You can learn more about Barry Goldblatt by:
Visiting his Web site: http://www.bgliterary.com
Following him on LiveJournal: http://bgliterary.livejournal.com
Following him on Twitter: http://twitter.com/barrygoldblattYou can live well with Barry Goldblatt!
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Thanks for being my agent, Barry! You are the best and I don't know how I'd survive this business without you. Also, thanks for being a fantastic friend. :-)